today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine
haha about that,
before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about
-people who clap when the plane lands
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
THIS IS NOT A GOOD BOX HUMAN
SAVE ME FROM THE BOX
I TRIED TO SITS BUT IT DIDN’T FITS